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I’m sad I knew exactly what this was from the moment I saw...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:19:22 -0400

I’m sad I knew exactly what this was from the moment I saw it.

throneshots: Sam’s Joint (Alaska, MI) Whoa, I had a print of...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:03:48 -0400

throneshots:

Sam’s Joint (Alaska, MI)

Whoa, I had a print of that little girl painting in my room as a child. The image is seared into my brain.

halphillips replied to your post: Referring to orange juice as “ar-ange juice” is an… The...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:42:21 -0400

halphillips replied to your post: Referring to orange juice as “ar-ange juice” is an…

The first syllable of “orange” should properly rhyme with “car”, and people who pronounce it to rhyme with “door” make me uncomfortable.

Somehow the dictionary says both awr- and or- are correct. but or- is for normies! It’s an O not an A! I wish that dialect map thing had covered the word orange, but I didn’t see it on their list.

Come on, Miley.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:20:44 -0400

Come on, Miley.

The Best Secret Starbucks Drinks

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:13:58 -0400

The Best Secret Starbucks Drinks:

For savvy customers in the know, there’s a whole world of Starbucks drinks you won’t find on the menu. Follow this guide to learn about all the underground concoctions you’ve been missing out on and tell your barista to stop holding out on you.

Referring to orange juice as “ar-ange juice” is an East Coast thing right? Well, this...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:23:48 -0400

Referring to orange juice as “ar-ange juice” is an East Coast thing right? Well, this morning I heard someone refer to it as “air-ange juice” and I was just like wow, you guys, wow.

I wish there was a Shazam for other people’s outfits.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:28:12 -0400

I wish there was a Shazam for other people’s outfits.

I just saw an article refer to John Mayer’s song “Paper Doll” as a “Taylor...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:56:37 -0400

I just saw an article refer to John Mayer’s song “Paper Doll” as a “Taylor Swift dis track.” I’ve never felt compelled to make a “white people” joke ever in my life until this very moment.

pleatedjeans: This restaurant compares their burritos to...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:14:25 -0400

pleatedjeans:

This restaurant compares their burritos to babies. via

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 11:43:43 -0400

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This is the best headline I’ve ever written.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:54:18 -0400

This is the best headline I’ve ever written.

me: yeezus is my copilot

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:21:30 -0400

me: yeezus is my copilot
kasia: i was just tweeting yeezus take the wheel :(

How does the old saying go? June rain brings nothing but pain.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:26:00 -0400

How does the old saying go? June rain brings nothing but pain.

9 Awesome Office Power Moves

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 10:28:39 -0400

9 Awesome Office Power Moves:

1. Bathroom power move If someone is inside a stall in the office bathroom, whisper “I know it’s you.”

nicepants replied to your quote: You’ll always have a Midwestern heart. did she mean heart or...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:00:55 -0400

nicepants replied to your quote: You’ll always have a Midwestern heart.

did she mean heart or “fart”

Michelle.

Natalie's Mad Men Vine

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:58:00 -0400

Natalie's Mad Men Vine:

This Vine contains a “spoiler” (not really, babies) but I don’t even care. I love it to death and I haven’t even seen the episode yet. It’s the best clip of Mad Men in the universe and I don’t even know the context. It never gets old!!!!!!

"You’ll always have a Midwestern heart."

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:47:52 -0400

“You’ll always have a Midwestern heart.”

- my mom

That’s a mojito. Not like kale or something.

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:14:58 -0400

That’s a mojito. Not like kale or something.

Paul F. Tompkins | Speakeasy with Bob Odenkirk [x]

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 14:43:42 -0400

Paul F. Tompkins | Speakeasy with Bob Odenkirk [x]

"what are you, a ny times writer?"

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 14:24:02 -0400

“what are you, a ny times writer?”

- Josiah

I love that this was an insult.