the.trifler

shortbreadsh asked: Who's your favorite Law and Order CI detective? Least favorite?

I’m tempted to say the red head with the goofy facial expressions is my least favorite. Her name is something like Detective Focaccia bread, not sure. It’s such a ridiculous, unrealistic show already and she really crumbles the illusion that this might be how a real investigation goes down with her “tee hee look at me being a tough detective” act. However, at least she has a personality. The newest female detective— what is her deal? The one with the vaguely foreign accent. She’s a robot. She’s not even a foil to Jeff Goldblum. She doesn’t make facial expressions! She is my least favorite. And Jeff Goldblum is my favorite. He’s the first CI detective I actively like. All the others are just OK. Goren is annoying in a mildly entertaining way (though it took years to develop a palate). Eames and Mr. Big are fine. Short haired red head is kind of meh, but I accept her.