fried egg sandwich -J
Now every time I make a fried egg sandwich I sing about it to the tune of George Harrison’s “Apple Scruffs.” I have no explanation for why because George is soooo overrated. Fried egg saaaaaandwich, fried egg saa-ha-ha-handwich, how I love you. Maybe subconsciously it’s the Paul McCartney scrambled eggs/Yesterday thing so now I have to tie Beatles into every time I make eggs. Because it’s impossible for me to do anything without singing nonsense. It is in my DNA.