Kasia made this yelling cat emoticon and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me.
Valentine’s Day is dumb. Time to chug.
I get so offended when people hate on Queens but I have to remind myself that the fact that so many people hate on it is a large part of the reason it remains SUCH a nice place to live (ie cheap and mostly d-bag* and hipster* free).
*I know I shouldn’t say “d-bag” or “hipster” but I don’t know how else to describe the people who live in Manhattan and Brooklyn. OH MY GOD SUPER ZING. Just kidding. I need to work on new words for both those terms. “Butt chugger” was a promising replacement for “douchebag” but I don’t think it works for reasons I don’t want to get into.