the.trifler

Fresh mode is my dress code
Kasia made this yelling cat emoticon and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me.

Kasia made this yelling cat emoticon and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me.

I get so offended when people hate on Queens but I have to remind myself that the fact that so many people hate on it is a large part of the reason it remains SUCH a nice place to live (ie cheap and mostly d-bag* and hipster* free).

*I know I shouldn’t say “d-bag” or “hipster” but I don’t know how else to describe the people who live in Manhattan and Brooklyn. OH MY GOD SUPER ZING. Just kidding. I need to work on new words for both those terms. “Butt chugger” was a promising replacement for “douchebag” but I don’t think it works for reasons I don’t want to get into.

Been readin’ that BuzzFeed steak article. My food photography is as bad as Martha Stewart’s.

Been readin’ that BuzzFeed steak article. My food photography is as bad as Martha Stewart’s.

Mission accomplished.

Mission accomplished.