the.trifler

Fresh mode is my dress code
This is a valentine just for you, Tumblr followers.

This is a valentine just for you, Tumblr followers.

"40 Friday" was just suggested for my office.

Just went nuts at the charity bake sale.

Just went nuts at the charity bake sale.

I keep hearing glass clink together and I’m home alone so I thought it was a ghost in my kitchen but I think it’s really someone outside stealing the recyclables.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT’S INSANE?

"Closing a tab" can mean paying your bill at a bar or x-ing out of a sub window in an internet browser. WHAT A WORLD. Would you like me to come give a lecture to your english language class?