the.trifler

Fresh mode is my dress code
Fun fact: My office building was built in 1909 as was this clocky outside.

Fun fact: My office building was built in 1909 as was this clocky outside.

The best part of my day so far was watching someone hesitantly throw something away in this trash can full of flowers. I think this is an April Fools prank. At least it’s cute.

The best part of my day so far was watching someone hesitantly throw something away in this trash can full of flowers. I think this is an April Fools prank. At least it’s cute.

Da fuq?

Da fuq?

Upcoming media spots

This is not an April Fools Day joke.

So I’m going to be on WGN America (Chicago) tomorrow morning bright and early (4:45 am central) via Skype to talk about pizza.

And then at 8pm Eastern tomorrow I’m going to be doing a Twitter interview with the website Muck Rack about parody journalism. Info here

Feminist buzzkill time. I just picked a random 80s playlist. I like how it has 3 songs in a row that I’ve never really liked very much because the lyrics are essentially about owning women. They are catchy though.

Feminist buzzkill time. I just picked a random 80s playlist. I like how it has 3 songs in a row that I’ve never really liked very much because the lyrics are essentially about owning women. They are catchy though.

I’m making my first ever counter offers on eBay. It’s exhilarating.* I’m currently haggling for a very, very, very stupid t-shirt. I think I’m only doing it for the fun of the bargain. :/

*That’s really how you spell exhilarating? That’s nuts.

I’ve always had a desire to dress like postal worker and I think it subconsciously came from Gwen Stefani.

I’ve always had a desire to dress like postal worker and I think it subconsciously came from Gwen Stefani.

Remember when these bracelets were trendy?

Remember when these bracelets were trendy?