WHAT IS GOING ON? Where do I find this?
Anonymous asked: Why are you so dumb
I wish you understood the internet better.
nicepants asked: Why are you so dumb
ugh, Michelle, you’re supposed to hide behind a wall of anonymity so it hurts my feelings more and you don’t have to feel accountable.
But I like to answer them, too. I saw Tumblr’s little warning about enabling anonymous questions and I thought, If I get even a mean question, like “Why are you so dumb?” I’d be so thrilled! (Preemptively, the answer to that one is: Because I fell down the stairs when I was a baby.)
I can’t remember why this would ever come up, but recently a friend of mine made a joke that I need a lace unitard. My immediate response was, “I’ll just go to American Apparel and get one.” I was kidding, then I thought, Wait, would they really have that? After 2 seconds of pondering I was 99.9% sure, without any solid evidence, that they would. Then I just saw this ad.
this hideous sweater ended up selling for $40 on ebay and I almost bid on it. Four different people were fighting over it.
YUCK. Here comes my lunch.