the.trifler

Fresh mode is my dress code

A rolling stone gathers no moss… but it obtains a certain polish!

—Nice, fortune cookie, nice.

i need to work on my work banter

supergalaxy:

co-worker: you know, i can take that [delicious sandwich] from you using force. but i choose not to.
me: you know, i could kill you using force, but i choose not to.

(silence)

mattlittle:

A) Never trust an ad where someone’s uncle is trying to give you wine.
B) Never trust a man that calls himself Uncle Chacha, ESPECIALLY if he’s trying to give you wine.

mattlittle:

A) Never trust an ad where someone’s uncle is trying to give you wine.

B) Never trust a man that calls himself Uncle Chacha, ESPECIALLY if he’s trying to give you wine.

AIM

Just had to start using AIM at my job for inter-office communications.

  1. Hadn’t opened the account in roughly 3 years.
  2. I am sad to discover that “tribal masks” are no longer a standard option for icons on Macs.
  3. My handle contains the year I graduated high school.

Baby, baby all I need in this world is you. You’re already peein’ and I haven’t even got my pants down!

Overheard, said from within bathroom stall

My work bathroom is terrifying.

Banana on the train

Banana on the train

please tiny top hats please tiny top hates

where eat?

—I just sent the world’s most incoherent email. No apologies.