the.trifler

Fresh mode is my dress code
I just put in my new air conditioner and I did not understand one page of the instruction manual. For example, in this picture, the air conditioner looks pretttty jazzed to be falling from the window. Doesn’t it know it’s falling to its death? I think if you’re going to anthropomorphize an air conditioner, you should make it look scared to be falling. Otherwise, what kind of message are you sending? Your air conditioner wants to break free. And if you don’t install it correctly, it will finally be happy.
Also, my new LG air conditioner sucks. Don’t go for the cheapest one, guys.

I just put in my new air conditioner and I did not understand one page of the instruction manual. For example, in this picture, the air conditioner looks pretttty jazzed to be falling from the window. Doesn’t it know it’s falling to its death? I think if you’re going to anthropomorphize an air conditioner, you should make it look scared to be falling. Otherwise, what kind of message are you sending? Your air conditioner wants to break free. And if you don’t install it correctly, it will finally be happy.

Also, my new LG air conditioner sucks. Don’t go for the cheapest one, guys.

You are banned from ordering a “venti” ever again, self.

You are banned from ordering a “venti” ever again, self.

I had to do this in kindergarten in front of an audience. And my ribbon BROKE. F a maypole.

I had to do this in kindergarten in front of an audience. And my ribbon BROKE. F a maypole.

I STILL don’t know where you can purchase a man

One of the idiotic tweets I screengrabbed from Patti Stanger is getting reblogged all over Tumblr. My commentary has been removed and people are blogging it for the original sentiment! The sentiment that men are like designer shoes? Don’t buy the first one you see because of its label?

Oh wow. Everything I say is terrible.

Oh wow. Everything I say is terrible.

Just noticed this. It’s a shame nobody maintains @joannasays anymore.

Just noticed this. It’s a shame nobody maintains @joannasays anymore.

Someone fraudulently used my friend’s credit card to pay for this site. Steal a credit card number, meet some seniors.
The last person to steal my credit card number only used it to buy a plane ticket. Boooooring.
This was the funniest thing ever until I wondered if the fraudster wanted to meet seniors, start faux love affairs and then try to steal their money too. Now I’m just sad.

Someone fraudulently used my friend’s credit card to pay for this site. Steal a credit card number, meet some seniors.

The last person to steal my credit card number only used it to buy a plane ticket. Boooooring.

This was the funniest thing ever until I wondered if the fraudster wanted to meet seniors, start faux love affairs and then try to steal their money too. Now I’m just sad.