the.trifler

Fresh mode is my dress code
itslunch:

PBJ, cucumbers + hummus, grapes -J

me: I feel like my lunch makes me look sexually repressed.
Michelle: it does!!!!!!

itslunch:

PBJ, cucumbers + hummus, grapes -J

me: I feel like my lunch makes me look sexually repressed.

Michelle: it does!!!!!!

please end your first snarky chick lit book that way:
‘we’re in love, the end.’

Natalie

Do they have snarky chit lit? I guess I should create that niche if not.

Just kidding. I’m that guy.

Just kidding. I’m that guy.

What up.
This is me. Today and every day.

What up.

This is me. Today and every day.

The Dumbest Generation

I just stumbled across a book called The Dumbest Generation. It’s about my generation. Yeah, well, if my generation is so dumb, I’d like to see a member of the Greatest Generation send a text message. Right? Burn.

I might not be so defensive if Tom Brokaw had written it. He didn’t.

God bless romance languages.

God bless romance languages.