Oh my God! We should get back from the windows.
January 28, 2008
I have a big, empty tank of water for some reason.
March 24, 2008.
Sir, this television is for sale.
September 14, 2009 issue
This was one of my favorites.
I hate this term, baby bump — …But can we make up something even grosser?
…Human uterus barnacle
This image came up when I Google image searched “capitalist system pyramid.” I would eat that stick food right now. Also, what is wrong with me?