We can go to Club 7. You know what that is? You go to 7-11 and buy a giant bottle of beer for $1.50 and then walk down the street and drink it because they don’t have open container laws!
No guns, OTC birth control, booze on the streets—come on U.S., get with it!
Ok, I’m actually going to write you an email because I need a break from editing this story about fish oil.
Let’s see, this was the best week ever. (well, maybe not ever, but it was pretty awesome.) For one, soy milk was on sale, 2 gallons for $3!! It was awesome.
—I was searching my Gmail archive for some addresses and came across this real email I sent my mom in 2006. I am so the worst!
Do people at work always steals your lunch? Do you have an inconsiderate roommate who always eats your food? Never fear, passive aggression has hit an all-time high with the FRIDGE LOCKER.
This is brilliant!