I saw a young lady about my age ordering chicken and rice from the halal cart AND holding a McDonald’s McFlurry. I wanted to ask if she would be my best friend but she was on the phone.
SHOULD I DO A MISSED CONNECTION ON CRAIGSLIST?
I was the blond white girl in the ill-fitting chambray dress awkwardly staring at you with admiration.
Also today a pigeon flew into my head. Whenever a pigeon flies low near me I kind of duck, then I feel silly thinking, “It wouldn’t actually fly into me.” Turns out it would. But I’ve always had a higher than average opinion of pigeons and I don’t think any less of them after this experience. It’s all good, pigeons. I got ya.