the.trifler

Fresh mode is my dress code

This part of the latest WTF made me laugh on the train and people looked at me

  • Marc Maron: There's part of me--I'd love to sing and dance and wear hats, but I don't know if it's gonna happen.
  • Amy Poehler: That's what you think I do. You think I sing and dance and wear hats.

Suspense is ruined for me

I can’t watch horror movies anymore without thinking it’s a bad improv scene. Stop talking about “it” when the audience doesn’t know what “it” is. Name it already!

False. A ticket doesn’t even entitle you to a seat you lying bastards.

False. A ticket doesn’t even entitle you to a seat you lying bastards.

I just put in my new air conditioner and I did not understand one page of the instruction manual. For example, in this picture, the air conditioner looks pretttty jazzed to be falling from the window. Doesn’t it know it’s falling to its death? I think if you’re going to anthropomorphize an air conditioner, you should make it look scared to be falling. Otherwise, what kind of message are you sending? Your air conditioner wants to break free. And if you don’t install it correctly, it will finally be happy.
Also, my new LG air conditioner sucks. Don’t go for the cheapest one, guys.

I just put in my new air conditioner and I did not understand one page of the instruction manual. For example, in this picture, the air conditioner looks pretttty jazzed to be falling from the window. Doesn’t it know it’s falling to its death? I think if you’re going to anthropomorphize an air conditioner, you should make it look scared to be falling. Otherwise, what kind of message are you sending? Your air conditioner wants to break free. And if you don’t install it correctly, it will finally be happy.

Also, my new LG air conditioner sucks. Don’t go for the cheapest one, guys.