the.trifler

16th Jan 2010

Elyse: "when somethings gone wrong, and its the smell of your thong"
me: haha what?
Elyse: haha, they just said it on snl
a company that makes douches is sponsoring the darts tournament
me: wow
Elyse: "when your man's in a coma from your panty aroma"
me: they need more female writers

15th Jan 2010 | 6 notes

healywu:

Deep Blue Something, Breakfast At Tiffany’s

Healywu here with your daily recommended allotment of vaguely moving 90’s songs with pretty harmonies.

I DON’T KNOW WHY I LIKE THIS SONG SO MUCH.

Confession: This was my favorite song until 1999.

When it was ousted by The New Radicals’ “You Get What You Give.”

Palin says her favorite founding father is ‘all of them.’

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Yesterday Fox News’ Glenn Beck interviewed newly minted Fox “analyst” Sarah Palin for his entire show. During the interview, Beck asked Palin who her favorite Founding Father is. “You know, well, all of them because they came collectively together with…so much diversity in terms of belief but collectively they came together to form this union.”

I wish I had Professor Palin for American Political Ideas I & II. Now that’s what I call insight!

At least it would be easy to pass. Final term paper: “American Political Ideals: How The Founding Fathers Were Good For Them”

The people who asked to see Obama’s birth cert should totally ask for proof that Palin graduated 5th grade.

In between reading every newspaper she stops to ponder how great the founding fathers are and realizes you can’t pick just one.

A book I haven’t read and a movie I probably won’t see

From Roger Ebert’s review: “The Lovely Bones is a deplorable film with this message: If you’re a 14-year-old girl who has been brutally raped and murdered by a serial killer, you have a lot to look forward to.”

My first reaction was: Oh snap. But then I thought, well, based on the messages of my Christian upbringing, yes. That’s the whole idea: dying is awesome because heaven is da bomb. And it is a comforting idea because even if you are killed in a terrible way, heaven is da bomb and you get to go to there.

I see what Rog is saying. Glossing over rape is a massive problem especially in our rape apologist culture. And also, Ebert doesn’t really believe in the afterlife nor has he read the book.

I won’t read the book either, based solely on the title and the people who’ve listed it as a favorite on Facebook. I was forced (for work) to watch the movie preview and I actually considered seeing it. Rape and murder you say? I asked as visions of Law & Order SVU danced in my head. More like fantastical CGI afterlife scenes. Bleh.

I really am addicted to SVU, though. Back when I had TV, if a marathon came on, I wasn’t leaving the house. And now that you can stream entire seasons on Netflix, well, it’s ruining my life. Please help me.