the.trifler

Fresh mode is my dress code
"Gonna get busy with some paint?" Correct, Michael’s craft store cashier lady.

"Gonna get busy with some paint?" Correct, Michael’s craft store cashier lady.

Haven’t worn these shoes since 2007. Let’s see how it goes. Last time I wore them ended up with one of the two times I walked barefoot in NYC. Trying to get back on the high heel horse. (Because I love the patriarchy apparently.)

Haven’t worn these shoes since 2007. Let’s see how it goes. Last time I wore them ended up with one of the two times I walked barefoot in NYC. Trying to get back on the high heel horse. (Because I love the patriarchy apparently.)

No, I’m not pregnant. I see ghosts.

—Ghost Whisperer!

beyonce

Last night I was out in my hood and I passed this mom who asked her 5ish-yr-old daughter, “Who runs the world?” Little girl responded, “Girls!”

purns:

theeconomist:

Spotted by a reader in a Florida public library. Do not mess with these librarians.

#humblebrag from The Economist

purns:

theeconomist:

Spotted by a reader in a Florida public library. Do not mess with these librarians.

#humblebrag from The Economist

Let’s take a moment to talk about Red Lobster cheesy biscuits. I, unfortunately, discovered that you can get 6 of these for takeout for $2. And a warm cheesy biscuit washes away how soul-crushingly depressing it is to set foot in the Times Square Red Lobster. It was about 9:30 p.m., I hadn’t eaten dinner, I was starving, and I looked up to see the Red Lobster, a blinking beacon. Things is, I don’t recommend trying this after 7 p.m. You will have to order from the bar and it will take a long time. And as you wait you have to be surrounded by the kind of people who hang out at the bar at a Red Lobster. Hopefully the biscuits are handed to you before too many suicidal thoughts creep in. I was looking particularly forlorn this evening when I was told my biscuits would be free. This is the best thing that ever happened to me. Even better than the time I got a milkshake from Steak ‘n Shake with two cherries instead of one.

Let’s take a moment to talk about Red Lobster cheesy biscuits. I, unfortunately, discovered that you can get 6 of these for takeout for $2. And a warm cheesy biscuit washes away how soul-crushingly depressing it is to set foot in the Times Square Red Lobster. It was about 9:30 p.m., I hadn’t eaten dinner, I was starving, and I looked up to see the Red Lobster, a blinking beacon. Things is, I don’t recommend trying this after 7 p.m. You will have to order from the bar and it will take a long time. And as you wait you have to be surrounded by the kind of people who hang out at the bar at a Red Lobster. Hopefully the biscuits are handed to you before too many suicidal thoughts creep in. I was looking particularly forlorn this evening when I was told my biscuits would be free. This is the best thing that ever happened to me. Even better than the time I got a milkshake from Steak ‘n Shake with two cherries instead of one.

supergalaxy:

here is a cat icing a dog
(for falsebinary)

OPEN AN ETSY SHOP IMMEDIATELY YOU HAVE A GIFT KASIA.

supergalaxy:

here is a cat icing a dog

(for falsebinary)

OPEN AN ETSY SHOP IMMEDIATELY YOU HAVE A GIFT KASIA.

supergalaxy:

here is a baby on top of a pizza
(for thetrifler)

FINALLY! I asked for this like two days ago. Thank you though. It is exquisite. And REALLY GOOD. I’m genuinely impressed by this.

supergalaxy:

here is a baby on top of a pizza

(for thetrifler)

FINALLY! I asked for this like two days ago. Thank you though. It is exquisite. And REALLY GOOD. I’m genuinely impressed by this.