February 2012
“When you attack sex, college, and JFK, you’re really limiting your pool of...”
– Paul Begala (via hellofriend)
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"I'm a lobster girl"
So there’s this Red Lobster commercial where a woman, who presumably catches lobsters, says “I’m a lobster girl.” I’m sitting here stunned having learned that the phrase “I’m a lobster girl” can be uttered by anyone who is not a human girl with lobster claws for hands. What a world!
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“Can we do that paper drawing game Joanna taught us?”
– Julia
I’ve waited my entire life for someone to say this.
(via thetrifler
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Omg is this that one game? I can’t even remember how to do it but I remember doing it in 2103 #2
(via missprinted)
That wasn’t our address? BUT praise for the drawing game continues!!!!!!!! Take that, people who...
“So you got a birthday coming up. Thank God for Facebook.”
– My father
get ready to vomit in your mouth
me: actually in college this guy i liked let me know he liked me with a mix cd
Kasia: i would just spell his name out in bacon
awww
that's cute
me: and then i let him know i liked him back with a mix cd
and then everyone threw up forever
Kasia: i already barfed before you even told me
I know Trader Joe's cashiers are some of the most...
But I can borderline get them to show visible signs of irritation with the sheer quantity of fruit leather that I purchase. I’m so close.
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“Your blog is incorrect. I have asked many times to play that paper drawing game...”
– Elyse
it’s sweeping the nation
“For the longest time I thought that song said “hung like a bird.”
– Marshall on Nelly Furtado’s “I’m Like a Bird”
“Can we do that paper drawing game Joanna taught us?”
– Julia
I’ve waited my entire life for someone to say this.
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Happy Wednesday
Last night I had a dream [you can stop reading here] I was arrested as the primary suspect in the murder of Keira Knightley. The hand cuffs kept slipping off my wrists and I would always go back to the arresting officer and help him put them back on, but he was always pretty annoyed! The thing is, I didn’t murder Keira Knightley. I only witnessed her freezing to death because she fell asleep...
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Wait, we're doing president jokes today?
So, after doing extensive research on JFK a few years ago I came across a hilarious letter from some archive that had some really choice quotes about JFK and prostitutes. And now I can’t find it anywhere. I’ve been searching my Gmail archive for “hookers” and “prostitutes” and while it turns up plenty of results, no JFK letter!
The best I can do is an...
Thanks a lot, Pandora
Turns out just hearing the flute solo from the Intermezzo of the Carmen suite (no. 1) makes me feel nervous! Because it means the clarinet solo is coming up! (which I played at one point.) It’s weird that such a sweet and iconic bit of music will make me feel anxiety for the rest of my life.
Also I assume an anvil was dropped on a cartoon character to this song.
Democratic Women Boycott House Contraception... →
“I’m so glad that my suspicion that nobody thought barbecue was romantic...”
– Natalie
Guys, I’m in Atlanta.
effervescence replied to your photo: This is my first time on an Embraer 145 and it is…
Where ya goin’?
ATL
