February 2012
I really hate that Dove "beauty bar" commercial...
Where the friends have to switch soaps and the friend who used the non-Dove soap says, “It feels a bit tight. I couldn’t rinse enough.” All I can think is, what a snobby class-A otch. Who sells out her friend’s soap like that? I know it’s supposed to be a commercial for soap but it seems like a commercial for betrayal and I’m not buying it, Dove.
blergisphere replied to your photo: Google Images, why can’t you deliver me a photo of…
I would date you. In a heartbeat. If I had boy parts.
Thank you! This will make an excellent blurb for the back of my book if I ever write one.
Last night I made homemade Valentines. They started out as cute and slowly evolved into “this person has come unhinged.”
I was typing “pickpocketed” and my phone suggested “pick-rocketed.” WHAT IS THAT
Here are my two favorite parts of the Huffington...
JWoww, you disappoint me.
joemande:
and then, moments later…
so bad it's good
So this new-ish place opened in my hood called Just Burgers. And I’ve been sort of curious to try it. I guess I’m a fool for trendy burger places. Or just a fool in general. I went to the web site and this music started playing. It was like this 90’s rock riff. It sounded like the Spin Doctors or something and then it had vocals of someone sort of whispering “Just, just,...
“Woo her stressed, all-powerful nerves with pure emotion.”
– Some of the most unintentionally hilarious Valentine’s advice ever, from Esquire.
This cookie in the NYT looks amazing but I kind of... →
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WatchThis video is creepy pandering and it scared me UNTIL 2:36 when my brain exploded and leaked out of my head.
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I like that my friends in NY are rooting for the Giants because, well, New York. And my friends in Indiana are rooting for the Giants because they’re not the Patriots. Also I don’t think I know anyone with cable or a TV so I don’t even know why I’m talking about this. One time I fact checked a profile of Tom Brady. I want a party sub. OK, I’m done.
“Don’t call it a garbage table.”
– My mom on my new garbage table that I pulled from the garbage.
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smell combos
Guys,
the smell of hyacinth + the smell of baked sweet potato = smells like cilantro
“That’s what people are gonna realize—life is not like this....”
– Very earnest convo overhead at the gym
“Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.”
– Albert Camus (via bourbonandpearls)
10 other women's health organizations you can... →
lauraturnergarrison:
1. Ovarian Cancer Research Fund
2. Breast Cancer Action
3. Breast Cancer Deadline 2020
4. Planned Parenthood Saved My Life Tumblr
5. Breast Friends
6. Planned Parenthood
7. African American Breast Cancer Alliance
8. Our Bodies, Ourselves
9. National Cervical Cancer…
January 2012
“To protest a bill that would require women to undergo an ultrasound before...”
– Huff Po
sums it up →
shortbreadsh asked: Do you play Jerry's daughter Millie on Parks and Rec?
shortbreadsh asked: Who's your favorite Law and Order CI detective? Least favorite?
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“I was at a bar. I had a few drinks. I’m a writer. I drink.”
– suspect on Law & Order: Criminal Intent
