February 2012
Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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blergisphere replied to your photo: Google Images, why can’t you deliver me a photo of… I would date you. In a heartbeat. If I had boy parts. Thank you! This will make an excellent blurb for the back of my book if I ever write one.
Feb 8th
Feb 8th
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Last night I made homemade Valentines. They started out as cute and slowly evolved into “this person has come unhinged.”
Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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I was typing “pickpocketed” and my phone suggested “pick-rocketed.” WHAT IS THAT
Feb 8th
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Here are my two favorite parts of the Huffington...
JWoww, you disappoint me. joemande: and then, moments later…
Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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so bad it's good
So this new-ish place opened in my hood called Just Burgers. And I’ve been sort of curious to try it. I guess I’m a fool for trendy burger places. Or just a fool in general. I went to the web site and this music started playing. It was like this 90’s rock riff. It sounded like the Spin Doctors or something and then it had vocals of someone sort of whispering “Just, just,...
Feb 7th
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“Woo her stressed, all-powerful nerves with pure emotion.”
– Some of the most unintentionally hilarious Valentine’s advice ever, from Esquire.
Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
This cookie in the NYT looks amazing but I kind of... →
Feb 6th
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WatchWatch
This video is creepy pandering and it scared me UNTIL 2:36 when my brain exploded and leaked out of my head.
Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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I like that my friends in NY are rooting for the Giants because, well, New York. And my friends in Indiana are rooting for the Giants because they’re not the Patriots. Also I don’t think I know anyone with cable or a TV so I don’t even know why I’m talking about this. One time I fact checked a profile of Tom Brady. I want a party sub. OK, I’m done.
Feb 5th
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“Don’t call it a garbage table.”
– My mom on my new garbage table that I pulled from the garbage.
Feb 5th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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smell combos
Guys, the smell of hyacinth + the smell of baked sweet potato = smells like cilantro
Feb 4th
“That’s what people are gonna realize—life is not like this....”
– Very earnest convo overhead at the gym
Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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“Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.”
– Albert Camus  (via bourbonandpearls)
Feb 3rd
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10 other women's health organizations you can... →
lauraturnergarrison: 1. Ovarian Cancer Research Fund 2. Breast Cancer Action 3. Breast Cancer Deadline 2020 4. Planned Parenthood Saved My Life Tumblr 5. Breast Friends 6. Planned Parenthood 7. African American Breast Cancer Alliance 8. Our Bodies, Ourselves 9. National Cervical Cancer…
Feb 2nd
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Feb 1st
January 2012
“To protest a bill that would require women to undergo an ultrasound before...”
– Huff Po
Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
sums it up →
Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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shortbreadsh asked: Do you play Jerry's daughter Millie on Parks and Rec?
Jan 28th
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shortbreadsh asked: Who's your favorite Law and Order CI detective? Least favorite?
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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“I was at a bar. I had a few drinks. I’m a writer. I drink.”
– suspect on Law & Order: Criminal Intent
Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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I’m pretty sure I never want to see another animated gif as long as I live. I used to think people who complained about them were being real sticks in the mud. It’s time for me to join you in the mud, no-fun people. While we’re here let’s complain about silly reply-all emails filling up our inboxes. (jk, I would never.)
Jan 27th
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juliaward replied to your photo: Julia gave us voodoo dolls! This one is mine. these are not voodoo dolls! I know :(
Jan 27th
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