the.trifler

couldn't leave the game stranded.

Dear 25% of the New Yorkers I saw today, wearing a long wool coat when it's 65 degrees pretty much makes you look like a serial killer.

Your irrational outerwear choices make me uncomfortable.

POSTED Nov 08 2009 @ 19:46

found another old word document that makes little sense; let's call it a poem

I was at the apple store

Trashy dad

trampy daughter

Mini skirt

Sky high heels

trampy dad

Trendy jeans

Pink computer?

Specially made

It gets better

Did you just text me

That’s so creepy

I couldn’t tell if it was his much younger girlfriend or his daughter

Body guard

POSTED Nov 07 2009 @ 15:46

I want Nina Garcia’s stilettos to blow right off her feet and across the runway!

—

Tim Gunn

(acting kind of Michael Korsish)

POSTED Nov 07 2009 @ 14:58

The fact that the mayor would take the time to welcome Project Runway really makes it hit home that this is a very serious thing.

— Really, Carol Hannah? It makes me think that the Mayor of Los Angeles is an empty figurehead without many important thing to do.

POSTED Nov 07 2009 @ 14:41

Look

I stupidly thought we had moved past saying aggression and violence in women is somehow cat-like. When I received a YouTube link with “cat fight” I thought I was clicking to see actual cats fighting. I was disappointed to see female athletes. Fortunately, upon expressing my disappointment, the person who sent the link sent me several videos of real cats fighting, of which there are many on YouTube.

thedailywhat:

Girl Gone Wild of the Day: UNM junior defender Elizabeth Lambert was suspended indefinitely from soccer and civility following the most unsportladylike conduct I have ever seen in my entire life.

Also: Me-ow!

[via.]

POSTED Nov 07 2009 @ 10:10

awkwardcity:

(via)

I’ve never wanted tiny plastic babies so much in my life!

POSTED Nov 06 2009 @ 13:44

signsandwonders:

Dear Mad Men,

It’s not too late. Bring Father Gill back!!!!!!!!!!!

The sexual tension made me uncomfortable!

POSTED Nov 06 2009 @ 13:40

Thank god. Now I don’t have to keep rewinding the DVR.

banalitycheck:winstonwolfe:illustratedexample:sunday

POSTED Nov 06 2009 @ 13:34

hellonewworld:

RUN DMZ

POSTED Nov 06 2009 @ 13:19

May it please your honor, I shall never pay a dollar of your unjust penalty. All the stock in trade I possess is a $10,000 debt, incurred by publishing my paper — The Revolution — four years ago, the sole object of which was to educate all women to do precisely as I have done, rebel against your man-made, unjust, unconstitutional forms of law, that tax, fine, imprison and hang women, while they deny them the right of representation in the government; and I shall work on with might and main to pay every dollar of that honest debt, but not a penny shall go to this unjust claim. And I shall earnestly and persistently continue to urge all women to the practical recognition of the old revolutionary maxim, that ‘Resistance to tyranny is obedience to God.’

— Susan B. Anthony, who voted for the first time on this day in the presidential election of 1872.

Two weeks later she was arrested by a U.S. deputy marshal and was fined $100. For as long as she lived, she never paid the fine. (via savingpaper)

POSTED Nov 05 2009 @ 18:07