the.trifler

Fresh mode is my dress code

Peaches Sold as Sexy Butts in China

This headline. I should just quit my job and go home.

I Fertilized My Salad with Period Blood | VICE United States

I can’t help but think maybe this is a good idea? I’ve always thought, if this stuff can grow a baby, it seems a shame just to throw it away. What? OUR CUTURE IS ALREADY SO WASTEFUL.

I’m not about jumping through hoops for free soup.

I’m not about jumping through hoops for free soup.

Food diary: Tue Jan 29, 2013

I have a notebook that started as a food diary but now functions as an actual notebook. I was looking for some notes when I came across what I ate on the above date. It’s as good of proof as any that I am a lunatic.

  • Bubble tea w/ red beans
  • salmon
  • mac nuts
  • kale and almond smoothie
  • 2 potatoes
  • Cheerios + milk
  • maraschino cherries

Yeah, that’s right. Just snackin’ on straight up maraschino cherries. I was already having a day where I’m just like “What is wrong with me?” and this discovery didn’t help.

Can someone explain this to me?

Can someone explain this to me?