Hahaha (Just came across the Onion one and it reminded me of the PM one)
Speaking of giant hooks— one time I interviewed an FBI rescue diver and he said that dead bodies are recovered from the bottom of the ocean by a dive robot with a big hook attachment. Never forget that, everyone. I’m pretty sure I had to leave that part out of the story because it was supposed to be a feel-good piece, but that’s the most interesting tidbit that’s stuck with me!
Look! Dennis from 30 Rock and LaGuerta from Dexter in the same episode of Law & Order: Criminal Intent.
(Things have really gotten out of hand.)
shortbreadsh asked: Do you play Jerry's daughter Millie on Parks and Rec?
Not that I’m aware of. But I did some research to be sure. And, no, I don’t have a minor role on this particular NBC sitcom. Though, this actress and I were both born in the state of Kentucky. Separated at birth???
shortbreadsh asked: Who's your favorite Law and Order CI detective? Least favorite?
I’m tempted to say the red head with the goofy facial expressions is my least favorite. Her name is something like Detective Focaccia bread, not sure. It’s such a ridiculous, unrealistic show already and she really crumbles the illusion that this might be how a real investigation goes down with her “tee hee look at me being a tough detective” act. However, at least she has a personality. The newest female detective— what is her deal? The one with the vaguely foreign accent. She’s a robot. She’s not even a foil to Jeff Goldblum. She doesn’t make facial expressions! She is my least favorite. And Jeff Goldblum is my favorite. He’s the first CI detective I actively like. All the others are just OK. Goren is annoying in a mildly entertaining way (though it took years to develop a palate). Eames and Mr. Big are fine. Short haired red head is kind of meh, but I accept her.
Yes it’s Times Square, shut up I don’t care. #NewYork #TimesSquare (Taken with instagram)
Oh man, I’d hate to be anyone who works up behind that giant globe. I bet there are no windows and I bet there’s a woman on the third floor who sings and/or makes scary growling sounds while in the restroom stall. And I bet that Starbucks is one of the most unpleasant in all of Manhattan. Pure conjecture.
Oh my gahhhh the new detective on Law & Order: SVU was a criminal in season 7 of Law & Order: Criminal Intent.
SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE STAGE A LAW & ORDER INTERVENTION THIS IS MY OFFICIAL CRY FOR HELP
Actually, don’t worry. It will run its course when I run out of episodes to watch. Though… if I start watching regular Law & Order that will never happen and I’ll be in deep trouble.
I can’t take this detective seriously. Because of the facial expressions.
I was at a bar. I had a few drinks. I’m a writer. I drink.
— suspect on Law & Order: Criminal Intent
fried egg sandwich -J
Now every time I make a fried egg sandwich I sing about it to the tune of George Harrison’s “Apple Scruffs.” I have no explanation for why because George is soooo overrated. Fried egg saaaaaandwich, fried egg saa-ha-ha-handwich, how I love you. Maybe subconsciously it’s the Paul McCartney scrambled eggs/Yesterday thing so now I have to tie Beatles into every time I make eggs. Because it’s impossible for me to do anything without singing nonsense. It is in my DNA.
@robotics
