See ya never!
Whose type are you?
Apple store employees got so, so mad at me.
I went to go interview people waiting in the many-blocks-long line to get an iPhone.
Random man, not in any kind of uniform: Hey, what are you doing?
Me: This is public property.
Random man: Don’t get all legal on me!
All the things she said, all the things she said…are homophobic.
Greatest dek of all time.